1. You know you are not alone in this cruel world. Somebody is always watching your back.
2. You don't have to worry about back-ups anymore. It always has your back.
3. You keep receiving mail even though your inbox is full.
4. You need not worry about informing the police when someone you know gets kidnapped/ abducted or your mobile/ tab/ laptop gets stolen. They most probably know about it already.
5. You will never feel worthless or insignificant again... ever!
6. You can't complain that the government never listens to you!
7. You keep getting critical-feedback on your activities, one way or the other.
8. If you ever delete a mail/ message/ contact permanently by mistake, or miss a call from a person, you can be rest assured that someone somewhere is keeping all the records, and if you are on good terms with the data-keeper, you can ask for the details you missed.
9. You need not worry about installing CCTVs, microphones, recording devices, storage-devices. You get it all for free!
10. No more VPNs, incognito-mode, virtual-hacking/ identity-theft worries from now on.
11. You can be proud that whatever you are doing, is actively being monitored, and managed by the government directly, (yours or somebody else's) everyday, in every way.
